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Aussie Pinball Forums => General Chat - Non Pinball/coin-opp Discussion => Topic started by: Caveoftreasures on October 15, 2014, 10:18:19 PM
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You are laying in bed playing with the forum, a huge hairy mother farker spider the size of your hand runs up your legs and accross your face then runs up the wall then it jumps somewhere in the bedroom and now I can't find it.....
Do u pull the entire bedroom apart, or just say fark it, I am too tired and hope you don't wake up with the bastard on your face.
What would you do ? Sleep or destroy the bedroom looking for the hairy giant disgusting thing ..... ^&^
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Spiders are GREAT! They eat mozzies and other bugs - it won't harm you so just let it go about it's work.
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The spider ran over you and did not bite you so it wants to be your friend.
Best to just (((
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My wife was laying on the bed once naked, I told her to stay really still..... I said that there was a GIANT hairy funnel web spider right between her legs... I said don't move, let me take a closer look... I then said don't worry, it's just your hairy Cun7. ( boom boom )
Now ya know why I am seperated, but fark it was funny at the time. &&
She threw shoes at me etc. I think I even slept on the lounge. I was laughing for days.... *)*
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Cockroaches and spiders just creep me out bad.
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Personally I'd stop playing with my forum in bed. You know you can go blind
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My wife was laying on the bed once naked, I told her to stay really still..... I said that there was a GIANT hairy funnel web spider right between her legs... I said don't move, let me take a closer look... I then said don't worry, it's just your hairy Cun7. ( boom boom )
Now ya know why I am seperated, but fark it was funny at the time. &&
She threw shoes at me etc. I think I even slept on the lounge. I was laughing for days.... *)*
Just spat my coffee out funny stuff.