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Aussie Pinball Forums => General Chat - Non Pinball/coin-opp Discussion => Topic started by: Pop Bumper Pete on November 10, 2014, 05:17:10 PM

Title: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Pop Bumper Pete on November 10, 2014, 05:17:10 PM
Rant on

Got a letter today from the Australian Bureau of Statistics stating that I must take part in a ‘Business Characteristics Survey’
I have to go online and complete a survey. They estimate that it should only take 45 minutes
I will also have to do this survey once a year for the next five years

This is bulls***
Australian government, you want me to fill in a survey, my time is valuable, how about a little $$$?
This is a complete waste of my time, there is nothing in this for me or my business. The government (local, state, federal)(labor, liberal) do not give a shit about small business. There are no policies to help us, just rules and regulations

ABS, kiss my hairy ….

Peeved small business owner

Rant off
Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Retropin on November 10, 2014, 05:39:42 PM
Think it might be the same one I had to do Pete.. took about 10 mins all up and just asked about business confidence in the current market. I told them it had all turned to shit.. end of survey
Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Pop Bumper Pete on November 10, 2014, 05:44:34 PM
I have done 10 questions out of 60
what was my turnover for the year ? (how would I know, tax return is not due for a few months)
what was your expenditure for the year?
how do these answers compare to last year? (now I have to wade through last years tax return, if I can find it)
Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: nath2099 on November 10, 2014, 06:29:28 PM
Surely they can get that info from the ATO!

Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Strangeways on November 10, 2014, 08:15:52 PM
What letter ?

A survey ? Never saw anything in the mail unless it included a cheque.   #@#
Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Pop Bumper Pete on November 23, 2014, 05:55:17 PM
Done, space at the end for comments, told them that they suck and I concidered it to be a waste of my time

Any Federal government pen pushers here?
You suck too
Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: pinball god on November 23, 2014, 07:43:14 PM
Done, space at the end for comments, told them that they suck and I concidered it to be a waste of my time

Any Federal government pen pushers here?
You suck too

I'm deeply offended and so are 13.6218524796% of the Australian population or was it 13.621841257%. Maybe we can take a survey to see how many you have offended. Can I count you in to take the survey Pete?
Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Pop Bumper Pete on November 24, 2014, 02:21:11 AM
:p
Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Caveoftreasures on November 24, 2014, 02:37:33 AM
Done, space at the end for comments, told them that they suck and I concidered it to be a waste of my time

Any Federal government pen pushers here?
You suck too


The only people you might offend are govt workers like -

Aust Taxation Office
Police
Court system
Health Inspectors
Child welfare
And the list goes on.....

Can't see any possible downsides to upsetting any of these people. NOT. Lol @.@

Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Pop Bumper Pete on November 24, 2014, 02:54:52 AM
Federal, not state
Title: Re: Australian Bureau of Statistics can kiss my hairy ….
Post by: Caveoftreasures on November 24, 2014, 03:11:21 AM
And don't Federal Govt people's have more power than state ?
More reason not to tell them they suck. Lol