I bet the bed was perfect when you set it up, this all happened after you and the missus christened it. Come on now, tell the truth you stud you.  
That's why you needed a new bed in the first place, because the last one fell to pieces due to all the horizontal movement stress.  

All jokes aside, if this is one of their good beds I would hate to see their seconds.
I have heard other horror stories like this with new furniture from Amart.
  

ahahaha mate thats the bit that pisses me off the most, i was looking forward to the excuse for a doing the dirty biz lol, these corporations dont relise how much they f-ck peoples sex life lol, i edited the post above beaky and included the conversation with amart on their face book page lol.
do they have a seconds line??? holly shit this bed wouldnt even make good as a dog bed as one of their top line beds, ahahaha, well if any one likes this bed you might get a chance to buy it as a second in the shop Thursday ahahaha.

usually i would be extremely pissed off by buying something like this and getting ripped off, but i got ripped off so bad i just cant stop laughing about how roooted this thing is, even typing the posts to amart i couldn't stop laughing, my missus was swearing and going off her chops when we opened this box up to reveal that shit, but i just dropped to the floor laughing and pointing, it is very funny.

i know this isnt pinball related but i thought you guys would get a good laugh at the shit these shops sell. wonder how many people would just try and essemble this shit and try and make a bed from it? lol