why would you want one?
why would you even consider one?

maybe you should stop smoking that crap  at night Brett..... it will do your head in  .... and give you strange ideas

Just logged on and that has got to be the post of the week.It is good to have a laugh after working all day and you can always have one on this site.Lifes too short not to have a bit of fun and a laugh here and there  .