Alice Cooper - that's my vote (yep, I'm an old fart - but he is still touring)
Everything from guillotines, to bats, great music, bleeding women, jail cells.....what more could you need!
An his book is brilliant - chuck some golf in there as well and he'll come around and sign it I recon (still plays every day - imagine him turning up at your local snobby course? Plays of handicap of 4 I think)
