LOL - great post by OP.

As others have said , this is happening a LOT lately.

Here is my idea.
Get a 4-6 ex married blokes - after settlements etc all can pitch in ( say ) around 150-200k- cash ( that may leave blokes with plenty in cash as well )
All share buy OUTRIGHT a VERY decent property, no bloody mortgage and all bring ya gear.
You could have up to around 40 pinballs, arcade machines , musical gear, motorbikes, cars - WHATEVER YOU WANT!
On top of that there would be no 'girly whining' and cow-tailing and towing the line- JUST FARKIN LIVE AND ENJOY a hassle free life.

All bills split evenly - respect each others requests - keep it clean - and live ......without hassle.
WHAT a set up
 

Now - whos in 

wotto,you described my place.its up for sale room for 60 pins,no close nieghbours,beer on tap.