Even if it is upside down lmao

Well it is in Australia (down under).

Believe me, Linux is dead easy. Once it used to be for geeks but now it is mainly GUI like Windows.
When you download it and make an ISO dvd, all you do is boot your laptop or desktop through your disk drive and linux will do the rest after you answer a few setup prompts. Linux will detect all your hardware for proper drivers just like Windows does. You can even run Windows programs through a Linux app called Vine which is like a Windows emulator.