Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
He may be a sick little man, but not unclever.

OK, unless you live nearby, you'll have to bill me. Lessee... one Schlitz and 1/8 of a lime. I'll mail you a stamp 
If you make it to my neighborhood, I'll upgrade the beer and join in. The good news is I lose count after one.
Cheers <tink>