Hmmm, not much to work with - and I gotta hang shit on 2 blokes I hardly know...

<Cue jungle background noise and Attenborough whisper...>

.... and if we are really quiet, we might be in for a rare treat...

On the left is the rare "robus pinballus" - rarely seen during daylight hours - believed to live in a nuclear power station...

On the right is the common "danielus pinballus" - social slut, Holds shares in most major bourbon manufactures. Rumored to turn up to the opening of an envelope...

And LOOK IN THE MIDDLE! IT'S THE... IT'S THE.... ILLEGITIMATE OFFSPRING!

(I don't know the name of the machine they are standing next to. Doh!)


Lame, I'll think of something better...

Good so far but im just a slut im not very social and im a scotch drinker but you were close