yeh, i heard he had a night shift of elves working his inkjet printer.   

.. but the gossip i hear, is that even the elves have gone on strike for unpaid wages and undelivered promises.

when the union delegate walked in and approached what he thought was the head elf, he spoke to the "man" himself.

The union delegate said  "sorry mate, u are only 4 ft tall too, i thought u were one of the munchkins, my bad".