Hang on Marty Machine, I'll need your mate's details as this is my machine. I kind of misplaced it the other day and believe it or not...I'm stuffed where I left it. Thank Christ someone found it for me.
These things happen as you get older. I remember misplacing my wife in the middle of the Simpson desert and lucky for me some dumb arse (I mean kind person) returned her to me.
So you can see I have a track record of misplacing stuff.....I'm not lying...it is mine....true 

ummm, ok, i've sent him your number.....although he may have misplaced it.....