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Offline pinball god

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sick of winning
« on: May 25, 2011, 01:12:40 PM »
Fellas I know this might sound a little selfish, but I'm absolutely sick of winning all these lotteries. I just turned down another 1.75M pounds today. I feel I need to apologize to all of you unlucky bastards out there. To date I think I've won about 60 lotteries and billions of dollars. When all this cash eventually arrives at my door, I will be doing a police check on some guy in Seattle named Gates who neighbours one side of my intended property purchase.

My only dissapointment in all this really is I can't seem to crack tattslotto. Maybe I'm using up all my luck on those OS lotteries  &^&
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Re: sick of winning
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 02:23:34 PM »
I know the feeling  %.% %.%
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Re: sick of winning
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 07:51:58 PM »
Plus the number of before unknown relatives of mine dying off and leaving me a fortune - didn't realize the extent of my family tree!! Hope I don't have their genes.. .. ..
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Re: sick of winning
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 09:04:23 AM »
...then there's all those cheques that some bastard can't cash and who are willing to give me half of the amount ^&^
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Re: sick of winning
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 09:20:45 AM »
Sad thing is that there are people out there that believe these scams are real.
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Re: sick of winning
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 06:04:52 AM »
i once got scammed by lady who i thought had said she wanted to one day have a boy. imagine my horror when the lady was infact not that much of a lady.
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