Caveman - you certainly have a way with words that cracks me up.
Good on you for having a go, will be interested in seeing the final product - one i may be interested in would be Hook
thanks mate.
i dont deny, sometimes i have a big mouth.
sometimes it is humorous, sometimes i piss people off.
overall, i am easy to get along with and i can be dreadfully sarcastic at times.
i'm the sort of guy u like or dislike. i try to get along with everyone and i am very apologetic if
i go to far n upset anyone.my humour is not to everyones liking.
its never boring around here, i can say that.
I run my own business and always have. I usually last about 5 minutes as an employee.
The last time i worked for a company (20 years ago), i walked into the managing directors office,
and i told him i was buying the company, and sacking all the staff ! he asked me "Why",
i said "if u dont know the answer to that, you shouldn't be working here". The silence was deafening.
This guy was about 55, I was about 20. "I said i was only joking, i was actually applying for a position in public relations".
he said, "we aint got a public relations position", i said "ya better invent one quick, cause i think i am upsetting your customers".
(it was a shitty telemarketing job,i lasted half a day, and i handed him my resignation which i had walked in to give him before i started being smart).
The man had no sense of humour, and i had no time for such a serious job with people with no humour). My bad !
Although, several years later, i actually ran one of OPTUS Communications most successful telemarketing teams.If u didnt make people laugh (or at least try) ya never made a sale.
I think WG actually answered the phone once, I heard someone say
"midget toothless spazzy bear here, how can i dud you". 
