IMAGINE WINNING A SCRATCHY WITH THE PRIZE BEING $250,000.00 A YEAR FOR A 4 YEAR PERIOD AND ENDING UP WITH 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
WHAT PINBALL MACHINES WOULD YOU BUY WITH THAT CASH ?
Well, this morning my wife and i went to the newsagency and she bought a scratchie. I have never done the scratchie thing cause i have always had crappy luck and believe hard work is the only way I will ever get a dollar.
My wife said she was feeling lucky so I said go to your hearts content. She gave me this scratchie and said if u scratch the same picture three times, you win what is in the bottom box. So I scratched the bottom prize box first and the prize said "SET FOR LIFE" $250,000.00 PER YEAR FOR 4 YEARS.
I thought cool. All i have to do now is scratch three of the same symbol. i said to myself, Yeh right, as if.
I then scratched three of the same symbol and start yelling and carrying on like an idiot cause I believed 1 million percent i had just won.
My wife checked the ticket and said sorry darling, I read you the wrong rules. My wife then starting laughing at me like I was a crazy man.
I HONESTLY THOUGHT I HAD WON THE MILLION. I have decided not to talk to my wife for a week.lol
COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW YOU WOULD ACT IF U REALLY THOUGHT YOU JUST WON 1 MILLION DOLLARS. THATS WHAT I DID. LOL
But for that fleeting 10 seconds, I had a picture in my head of 10 Twilight Zones, a dozen Addams Familys, and every other pinball machine being unloaded by the 50's off a semi trailer. I HATE FRIGGIN SCRATCHYS. DOH !
