it was the hooker you all put $50 in for. 

she left early baecause she had green pool table fluff around her bum, making one of ya mates think it was grren peas from where the last bloke spewed.  (visual here is not good). 

(yes, i revised the old joke about the guy in the taxi who said i will swap u a carton of beer and a full priza for the cab fare then threw up to pay the driver).