"Me".......if the B ark is heading to a tropical island full of white blonde aussie virgins, and beer flowing in the rivers....


If not, then:

- Taxi, Tram & Train Drivers,
- Anyone who persists in wearing a teatowel or burkha in our country.
- Craig Hutchison, in fact all of the footyshow team.
- Foreigners who take our kids university places.
- Foreigners who take our Aussie jobs.
- ahh, what the hell, "Foreigners".
- ALL people connected with reality shows, Kitchen, weight-loss or survial themes.
- The idiot who banned fireworks.
- The other idiot who enforced bicycle-helmet laws.
- White rappers.
- White kids who think they're black.
- Anyone with personalised number plates.
- People who turn OFF their power during "Earth Hour" - losers!
- Anyone who insists on saying "Like" to replace every 3rd word in a sentence.
- Mobile phone addicts.
- Protestors.
- P-Plate Drivers.
- Drug users, Dealers, growers.
- Anyone in Frankston, Broadmeadows or St.Albans for starters. (see above)
- The Taxman.
- Telemarketers.
- ANYONE who uses the term "Saves TIME & MONEY" or "Conditions Apply" (of course they do).
- Infommercial people.
- Anyone who finds this list offensive 
- and Anyone who edits this list (that isn't ME)   


Once we get rid of that load of Air-thieves, we can all have jobs, earn good money, and damn well eat for the rest of our lives...