How does a gorgeous woman go out with an uninspiring captain???
Pull your socks up Newman, have a shave and step down.
As per what Bruce Mcavany said - "Captain Jack".....has a nice ring to it.
There are lesser Captains than Newman. Maxwell is the worst captain in living memory, and is proof that it is not necessarily the best player in the team who is captain (in collingwood's case it is their worst). Not sure who "captain jack" is, but Cotchin will be captain next season.
Tex Perkins and the Dark Horses played the pre game show AND half time