Depends on what you call porn i suppose... where i come from in UK page 3 of the SUN newspaper has  a page 3 girl with tits out every day... my wife even has them

Sorry I couldn't pass this by....Do you mean to say Gav that your wife has tits out like the page 3 girl? Or did you simply mean your wife has tits?  Sorry to be crass to your beloved but your syntax is amusing.
And now I have been reading a thread about last night. Apparently this thread has been censored a bit? Anyway I hope my coments are taken lightly as I intended.