Haha put an offer in to buy outside of eBay and got the response.

"Thank you, but this is a rare unused collector's item and will go for more than $7500."

Let's break this down.

Rare - there's two others on ebay at the moment.
Unused - pretty sure it's been used considering its on its legs and there's a "free play" card on it.
Collector's item - isn't everything a collector's item these days?

;-)