Oh and remember... only the Chinese know how to make stainless that rusts..
LOL!!!!
And elevators that decapitate/crush to death their citizenry.
I'd just like to state my interest here. I am part of the um-pa loompas cooperative and would like to convey to all that we have been a repressed group when it comes to fair salary rates. Our current employer pays us in chocolates and no other benefits. We're dropping like flies with hardened arteries and obesity. Please support our cause before its too late.
Any cooperative that has a conflicting ideology with the ruling Wonkarist Party will have its leadership liquidated and its rank and file members sent to the laogai for re-education.
