You obviously didn't get the humour. I am neither Pro or against religion.
The word church was meant to signify "someone well behaved without sin" (sin referring to the fact that the first post was tounge in cheek incl something of a sexual nature)

Too many people read too many things into something.
The original post was suppose to be both humorous and stupid at the same time with the thought it may be entertaining but I guess the humour wasn't to everyone's taste so I have said it was a mistake and have asked for the thread to be deleted.

What else would you like me to do.

I am no good at dancing but I could get up on a desk and dance around and juggle four pinballs as well if that will appease anyone who hasn't seen the humour in the orig post.

2015, the year of being politically correct or people get their sensitive noses out of joint.
I am on the desk and juggling. Woo Hoo.