what sort of two bit show you running? 

The E-commerce software is 8 years old. Greg didn't want the site upgraded, as that would require a full inventory and a re population of the inventory from scratch. That would take months. But the site has grown in the last 2-3 years, and the web developer has suggested we upgrade to the latest E-Commerce software. That's all I need - more time - to effectively start from scratch. Hopefully, the programmer will be able to work out a fix so that will buy me 2 more years on the old platform before I will have to upgrade.

I tried logging at my lunch break and no go. Very pissed, I had to spend time on the phone talking to my wife instead 

At least you are still in the "good books". I just told my wife we might have to do another stocktake and take photos of every item