Cavey is the future of pinball and AP. His unequalled modesty and humility is a direct indicator of this truth.

He blesses us undeserving ones with his firsthand knowledge on pinball siting in corporate lunchrooms, aural hygiene and "narcacism".

Gorgar and I have both accepted this and a pox on anyone who does not recognise this fundamental ideology.

Oh Cavey the great suppository of all knowledge, when is your pilgrimage to the US scheduled to educate the great unwashed plebeians over there so that others may find salvation in your teachings?