Nick, it's true we are an exclusive club, but you can always take the Groucho Marks defence  "I would want to be a member of any club that would allow me to be a member"

But how is you FP going?  Did the glass you "stole"  from me show ok?

oops, sorry editing my words above
Groucho actually said "I would NOT want to be a member of any club that would allow me to be a member"

If you're going to try and be funny you have to get the words right!