Try working in automotive...
Everything has a stupid acronym attached to it. Or some equally inane Japanese phrase.
It takes 3 meetings and permission from god to get anything done.
When you are not in meetings, your filling out checklists and paperwork - I have a checklist that checks I have done the checklist... Ferfuxake!
Toyota will soon introduce a standard for taking a dump, they will color code the bog roll to make sure it rotates clockwise, and everyone is using exactly the same amount. There will be feet painted on the floor to make sure nobody misses. A buzzer to time your contractions...
Think I need a change of industry - why can't someone set up a moulding shop for pinny parts?
