Excellent Joke.  

My dad told me one about politicians years ago. It goes like this.

A politician dies and goes to heaven. After a few days he is thrown out for telling too many lies.
He arrives at hell and is greeted by the devil. The politician looks around and sees a dozen other men drinking cups of tea and eating biscuits, standing in a few feet of shit.
The politician asks whats going on. The devil replies, "ohh dont worry, all the shit on the ground represents all the lies blokes like you have told all your life, but dont worry, u can join the rest and have a nice cup of tea and talk to your hearts content as much as u want".
The politician grabs a cuppa and thinks this is easy.
Then a large bell is heard, and the devil yells out "ok men, tea time is over, get back to doing a handstand and put ya heads back in the shit". 

boom boom. yeh, its about 50 yrs old that joke, but the only one i know with a devil, heaven and a bloody politician.