Hey Andy, I got a funny one for you.

When u were here the other day, standing out the front having a cigarette, my 9 yr old daughter Maddi asked her mum
"how many toes does Andrew have", her mum said "why", maddi said '"cause when he smokes, do his toes drop off and go green".  
Being the cheeky little shit she is, she then asked, does Andrews fingers and doodle drop off next, after his toes go green. Farkk, i just cracked up bad.  

I said i hope not, i need his hands to keep my pinball machines working ! Ya better quit mate before they drop off hey !  

The kids have just done smoking education at school.
Any parent seen near the school, ever smoking, is chastised badly for smoking where the kids can see it and the kids are encouraged to dob in smokers etc.