I think the answer can be sung to the old marching tune "Colonel Bogey"
Hitler, he only has one ball . . .
Goering has two but small . . .
Himmler has something similar . . .
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Or maybe you can whistle it - a la Bridge on the River Kwai?
Max,
you got too much time on your hands.......now get back to my Arabian nights
