Had some clients come in for what would take about an hour to deal with, and they must have been short a baby-sitter so they brought in their flu-riddled 3 year old who proceeded to look me in the eye and cough right in my face. Two days later I'm sicker than I've been in years, and an old problem with an ear flares up and necessitates the ENT to operate on my ear with no anaesthetic(!).
Nice!!
Oh, and my client with Typhoid Mary kid - he's a doctor.. ..
Surely you just add a FFA tax onto the bill Nick? !