Gotta love that Nick...

  Always cracks me up when I ask a customer how they Are (as if I really care). They sigh and moan while breathing there germs all over me how sick they are and if so and so didn't show up to work with the flue they wouldn't have gotten it.  (voice in head)     . Well thanks for sharing it with me you F@$kwit.  (what's actually said). Gee that's no good hope you get better and have a nice day.  (voice in head).  Now f$&k off lol