My ex wife rang the police and told them i dealt drugs from my house... Needless to say, one morning i had about 10 of them at the door trying to get in. I had been up all night on an after hours installation and had been in bed exhausted for about an hour.

The rookie cop was still diving through drawers etc, when one of the older ones told him to stop. Then he turned to me and asked "any chance of a cup of tea and a go on some of your pinballs?"

Had all of them downstairs playing the machines with cups of tea in hand for a good 1/2 hour.

By the end of it we were backslapping and wishing each other well at the front door.

Was a very bizarre experience!