Message #94466

[pinball god]

Saw Rob today......nearly tore his bi ceps again when I shook his hand

You got one mean mutha of a shake there Dave. If I were you I'd be careful after taking a leak......don't want to cause yourself any damage. Don't know how the doc would sew that one back on? Although it has been done I forget the porn star's name

The porn stars name was "John Bobbitt". (his real name) Remember his wife caught him cheating and cut of his willy in the middle of the night when he was asleep. She then threw it in the trash etc. He did successfully get it sewn back on. 
AND what was the name of the first porn movie he made, ?   It was called "John Bobbitt Uncut". I shit u not. Only in America !
then there was the "Directors Cut". Ohhhh, it just all goes down hill from there. 

Did she put in the recycle or general waste bin?

I know if my wife did it to me she'd have to arrange a hard waste collection  Now I'm dreaming