Holy crap!
That looks like a couple south pole jugheads just drank some beers then stumbled down to the basement and cobbled something together. What were you thinking man!? I hope you didn't spend more than a couple hours on it. And you though the "drinking beer" part was a waste of time!
And what is that? A camera phone? I can't hardly see nuthin'!
At least you chose a toilet for a toy - proper considering...
Where's my money!
This roast has been brought to you by the USA
(Underinebriated Stewards of the Anachronism)
I can't wait to play it BTW. Hopefully someday.