Who should board the ‘B’ Ark?

[Pop Bumper Pete]

Who should board the ‘B’ Ark?

The world is over populated, there are not enough resources to sustain us all
It is time to launch the ‘B’ Ark

Who do you think are the privileged few who should ride this historic vessel?

Telemarketers
Spin Doctors
Any one involved in ‘Reality television’
Rights holders who did not create the intellectual property

Any one else?

[pinnies4me]

Rangas from Altona

[ddstoys]

Rangas from Altona

not nice to single out people nick so just make is Rangas in general 

[Cow Corner]

The Labor party
Lady ga ga
The dirty sneaky fkn cat that shits on my lawn and it's dopey owners
Anti drug law campaingers
Gangster rappers
Parramata Eels
Justin beiber
Obama
Anyone ever involved in creating, consulting or brewing light/lite beer
Everyone involved with the Twilight films
All religions and their followers
 
That's just a few but I reckon the world would be alright then....it sure would be a damn sight quieter thats for sure.

[Strangeways]

Politicians 

[elkor-alish]

I love that no one has asked what a "B ark" is.
Like minds 

I'm struggling to find anyone else to put on there, I think all of the above just about covers it.
I especially liked the all religions part.
Telephone sanitizers? No wait, we need them.

[Pop Bumper Pete]

I love that no one has asked what a "B ark" is.
Like minds  

They deserve a special place up in the penthouse suites

I'm struggling to find anyone else to put on there, I think all of the above just about covers it.
I especially liked the all religions part.
Telephone sanitizers? No wait, we need them.

I am still waiting on Homepin to add 'Pay Pal executives'

[Marty Machine]

"Me".......if the B ark is heading to a tropical island full of white blonde aussie virgins, and beer flowing in the rivers....


If not, then:

- Taxi, Tram & Train Drivers,
- Anyone who persists in wearing a teatowel or burkha in our country.
- Craig Hutchison, in fact all of the footyshow team.
- Foreigners who take our kids university places.
- Foreigners who take our Aussie jobs.
- ahh, what the hell, "Foreigners".
- ALL people connected with reality shows, Kitchen, weight-loss or survial themes.
- The idiot who banned fireworks.
- The other idiot who enforced bicycle-helmet laws.
- White rappers.
- White kids who think they're black.
- Anyone with personalised number plates.
- People who turn OFF their power during "Earth Hour" - losers!
- Anyone who insists on saying "Like" to replace every 3rd word in a sentence.
- Mobile phone addicts.
- Protestors.
- P-Plate Drivers.
- Drug users, Dealers, growers.
- Anyone in Frankston, Broadmeadows or St.Albans for starters. (see above)
- The Taxman.
- Telemarketers.
- ANYONE who uses the term "Saves TIME & MONEY" or "Conditions Apply" (of course they do).
- Infommercial people.
- Anyone who finds this list offensive 
- and Anyone who edits this list (that isn't ME)   


Once we get rid of that load of Air-thieves, we can all have jobs, earn good money, and damn well eat for the rest of our lives... 

[Retropin]

 Parking attendants,
whoever invented the Work method Statement
Whoever makes those stupid induction videos
whoever fails an induction video!
teenagers with trousers under their arses
Will Anderson
Ozzy rapper.... or any rapper for really
the prick that stole my bike just before Xmas
anyone who owes me money
Health and Safety officers
Julia Gillard
That snidey little shit that works in the local Woolworths and is always wiping his nose
Anyone who thinks i want to smell their farts
My ex wife... and her mother
The yank i worked 10 years for
Anyone who moans about how hard done by they are
People that believe in " green issues" and " social misjustice"
Gays who insist on telling me they are gay ( hey... i already worked it out genius!)
Any woman that doesnt want to have sex with me.

That'll do for now..... is good to get it off my chest... thanks..

[Olivia_jason]

hmm the b ark sounds like a fun place to be with all those name listed,
you wouldn't get board very quick, can i nominate my self?, i could be entertained for eternity with those listed, lol, although lady gaga would get on my nerves very quickly its hard enough having to listen to the radio each day let alone share an ark with her lol
oh wait now that i think of it, Maybe i am already on the B ark??? sounds almost like the world around me already lol

[Caveoftreasures]

anyone who thinks they should be in the "A ark", shld get put in the "B ark" with all the "interesting" people.lol   
...and half the B ark, can get put into the A ark with the remainder of the E Ark. 

That way, all the arks will be fighting, kicking, screaming and just generally having a really "nice" time.lol   Natural selection, isnt it a nice thing. 

[Pop Bumper Pete]

anyone who thinks they should be in the "A ark", shld get put in the "B ark" with all the "interesting" people.lol   
...and half the B ark, can get put into the A ark with the remainder of the E Ark. 

That way, all the arks will be fighting, kicking, screaming and just generally having a really "nice" time.lol   Natural selection, isnt it a nice thing. 

'ark off