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Offline ddstoys

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THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULD DO THE HOUSE WORK (not for the queezy members)
« on: September 24, 2010, 08:56:41 PM »
This is my excuse from now on why i wont do the washing not that i ever did.

   Got bitten by an old hills hoist clothesline LOL

I hope im not having another whinge......


This is about an hour an a half later already been to the doctors and have to have an x ray on my nose he thinks its broken

   Its lucky i have a head that needs regular panel beating

   Hopefully my brother photos pre clean up turn out alright.   Stuffed my weekend up no scotch for the weekend and need to be supervised ^&^

  These are self shot on my phone sorry about the quality
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Re: THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULD O THE HOUSE WORK (not for the queezy members)
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 09:03:53 PM »
Geez daniel you poor bastard your head looks almost as ugly as mine  %.% anyway mate i reckon the nose will look fine once the swelling goes down,just think of it as adding character  ^^^ ^^^
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 09:05:22 PM »
Chicks Dig Scars LOL


  I even pre warned the wife with a text message she burst into tears and ran away when she seen it she couldnt even look at me because it hurt her to LMFAO
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 09:06:16 PM »
Sorry to see your injuries Daniel...

I'm trying to picture how this happens, but I can only see one option in my mind....... !@)

Daniel running towards the closeline, grabbing hold of the horizonal bar and going for a swing....for a few seconds until the whole lot came crashing down on you!
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Re: THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULD O THE HOUSE WORK (not for the queezy members)
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 09:14:54 PM »
Ouch!! with a Capital OW! Hope it isn't hurting too much.

Hoping that V guy doesn't come back to complain though!! ;)
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Re: THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULD O THE HOUSE WORK (not for the queezy members)
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 09:17:25 PM »
Gee mate, that hurts just looking at it!
Cut down the hills hoist and get a dryer.
Either that or stay in the shed with the pinnies where it is safe!
Hope you heal quickly.
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 09:19:06 PM »
Ouch Daniel - that's a fair hit!  !)#


How's the clothesline? Did you put a dent in it?

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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 09:32:01 PM »
Tell the truth, you went down to TP Factory, called Wayne a little midget, and he jumped over the counter with 3 other midgets and they attacked you.
(then you gave the 3 midgets a good flogging) !

I cant work out how you got your mouth around the clothes line (practicing athletics for the Delhi Games WTF).

Get well u crazy bastard !
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 09:48:50 PM »
Sorry to hear and see you misfortune Daniel, but I'm a little confused about your last comment that now "you need to be supervised". Um maybe that would have been a better option before you did the washing  %.%
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 09:49:19 PM »
Ouch dude, that's harsh.

I too could only think you were taking the clothesline for a swing and came a cropper.

(The line at mums hasn't wound up or down for years, I would have a clue what happen to it #@# &&)

So you can't even get into the medicinal burbon huh?? ^&^
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 09:54:28 PM »
LOL   got the photos from my brothers camera but sadly id already started to put myself back together.

   We were taking out my brothers stuffed old hills hoist so people wouldnt hurt themselves over the weekend (That worked well) at his house warming partywe got it almost right out of the center shaft and i told him to stand clear as it was leaning his way most of the way down.   Gave it the last shove it needed and the (Ad lots of choice words here)   Came crashing down which was all good untill it sprung back up and smashed my face in LOL

Is starting to hurt a little now but tomorrow should be fun LOL
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 09:59:00 PM »
Im pretty pleased with myself the nurse said i did a great job of cleaning it up myself LOL  must be all the practice and the best part i didnt need any super glue this time.

    And i was being supervised when i did it my brother was watching the whole thing all he could do was laugh i thought it was pretty funny but was unable to laugh until i stopped the bleeding.



   Supervision now is incase i have concussion


  f**k my necks sore LOL
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Re: THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULD O THE HOUSE WORK (not for the queezy members)
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 10:56:38 PM »
Fark Daniel I cant help but laugh  %.%
You poor Bugger, was any alchohol consumed prior to the accident  #@#
Get well mate.
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2010, 11:10:14 PM »
Sadly no alcohol was consumed during or before the making of this mess LOL


   Well after a quick but painful shower here are the results i dont know what i was on about hardly anything  !!@


Should look interesting in the morning LOL
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2010, 11:24:31 PM »
Quote from: ddstoys on September 24, 2010, 11:10:14 PM

Should look interesting in the morning LOL

Mate - you look like a Glasgow Rangers supporter... Sorry!  #@#
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