i am crazy.
no shit (anybody here offended by shit?)apparantly originates from oldtime shipping days(store high in transit)
after the poorley stowed cargo went ...kaboom.
plenty of people killed...plenty pairs of soiled undergarments.
forgive me
yes went to a psychiatrist.
he said my spelling and grammer were poor.
he said i would go to hell for using bad language.
he recons im mad.
mad as a cut snake, he said.
i said: hold on doc, do you really mean that?how mad is a cut snake?how deep is the cut?can you talk to snakes?
doc: small cut make snake very mad, not cranky, crazy. looney bin.i communicate with snakes telepathically!
me:but doc, you frighten me. wtf! are you sure?
he said: shit yes!, ive read heaps of big thick books, with many many pages, really small text, and big big words.
some words with over 10 letters in each.i can spell many of them.and can correctly pronounce heaps of those really complicated words.
doc: i can take 1 look at you and tell you, without a doubt that you are crazy!
me: shit doc!
me: but doc, my back is sore, my head feels fine.
psychiatrist....pysiotherapist.....
i feel fine in the head, but it has got me thinking.
and that thinking made my brain hurt.
now both my head and back hurt.
anyway virtually certain that i am crazy.
gonna find something on the net, insert my name and print.frame and hang.
religion= divide(get them to kill each other)then conquer.
dont underestimate the power of the mind.
thanks for the laugh daniel!
and olivia...you come sit by me in the funnyfarm.