Dentist or Pinball. Dentist or Pinball. Dentist or Pinball.
I keep saying this to myself over and over and over again.
I am sitting outside the Dentist 2 days ago. My mouth is farking killing me. I have taken enough STRONG pain killers that the amount of drugs should have killed me by now.
I am still in pain. I have turned into a 41 year old man who would sell his children and give away the wife for free just to get out of Pain. You know the type of pain, its that nasty dental tooth ache pain that hurts like a bitch, and u know its going to get alot worse before its gets better. Should I put up with it and hope it goes away, or do i go inside the dentist, knowing that the next pinball money/cash I have saved will be gone within 15 minutes of sitting in the dentist chair. $ 2 grand gets me a nice pinball, $ 2 grand at the dentist gets me next to nothing. Dentist or Pinball. The Dentist wins, the pain is too much.
I know the minute the dentist opens, I am going to hit that door like a man possessed. I dont have an appointment, I am not going to take the
"come back in 2 days time please sir, we are all booked Up" routine. I have been up all night, 8 hours of hell, and i need a dentist NOW.
What happens next. I am told at 8am that I have to come back at 3 pm, its the best they can do. I am shattered. I aim straight to a bottle of jim beam, more pain killers, and the hope that something magic will happen. 2 Hours later, I get a call, "we have a spare spot, come in straight away.". I was there in a flash.
The receptionist is greeted by a man who has had half a bottle of straight bourban before 10am, I am in my pyjamas and I have had a whack of pain killers. I must look like the local junkie.
30 minutes later it was over. 3 needles, a mouth full of numbing stuff, a quote for $3600 to save 1 x lousy tooth, and a chemist form for anti-biotics. Did it all fix the problem ? NO.
My mouth is still killing me, and until i decide to waste $3600, or get the tooth pulled in a couple of days time, I am full of pain killers and a friggin sore mouth.
I am guarding the pinball collection like a guard dog, the dentist aint getting it all yet. Anyone got a money printing machine ?