What a great laugh, thanks poo you made my day in such a simple, almost one sentence post!!
Nice to see the relatively polite slap downs you've received - I guess that level of maturity will be another differentiating factor on this forum which may not appeal to you?
More than happy to remove your account if there's not enough action for you, or you can do it yourself if you like, no drama either way.
Or you can as already invited to, start an interesting topic. Having a go at a forum will always elicit responses, but maybe if you try real hard you might have something that is actually interesting to share with us?