Nick, here is a even better picture to keep in ya head.
I call Andy,every day at work, I call him RUPRETTE (did you see the movie with that comedian Steve Martin and that English guy Michael Cane) RUPRETTE is the nutty guy in the wheelchair who acts like a complete wombat.
Sometimes, my clients think Andys real name is RUPRETTE. LOL
I give him heaps, and he is saving up to hit me again with his homemade TAZER, whilst he laughs and watchs me hit the floor.